“She is my evil twin sister!”
Sister? Like, really?? Sister???
What the f*ck are you talking about dude? I mean, here is this girl, absolutely crazy about you, who has a very obvious crush on you, and you go ahead and call her a sister?
Ouch. That is bloody painful. And stupid!
But what is it with men, really? What is this obsession with reverse psychology?
“If the girl is crazy about you, she’s not worth it. If the girl ignores you and treats you like shit and makes you feel small, well, she’s the one! Run after her and make life miserable for yourself. Don’t give up till she either succumbs to your overtures, or crushes your heart further.”
I don’t get it.
This is one of those few times when I’m absolutely thrilled about the fact that I am NOT a man.